thatlesbianthespian:

fuck-cue-to-cues:

searchingformyperson:

thatlesbianthespian:

The delivery guy for the children’s theater I work at probably thinks we’re crazy.

At the top of the month we buy a 6 pack of vodka (to spray costumes) and a 500 pack of condoms (for mic packs).

Mm. Yes. Vodka and condoms makes children’s theatre go round.

Wait, I’ve never heard of using Vodka for costumes. PLEASE EXPLAIN.

if you mix vodka and water in a spray bottle and spray the costumes it FUCKIN KILLS the bacteria that make them smell bad

which is super cool

it makes the costume smell like vodka for like 2 minutes, then no more b.o

also psa DON’T SPRAY COSTUMES WITH FEBREEZE i know it’s a quick de-smellifier but over time it leaves a super sticky and disgusting residue 

PREECH. techies against febrezing 2k15.

thechristiannerd:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

nonbinarymermaid:

123sesamebunstreet:

wolfsbanesego:

rhapsody-in-blues:

rockerfox999:

kevinburnsred:

nicolascagesempai:

stahl-ebooks:

heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

i cant believe this

this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game

I’m totally serious when I say I absolutely love this I’ve listened to it like twelve times now it’s fantastic 10/10

Click reblog as soon as the banjo came in. That is amazing.

I have missed this post

….it actually does sound like LoZ music 

just imagine 

link dancing to this

I love this so much

jimmy-tiberius:

ihadsuchhighhopes:

professionally-dead:

This makes me so happy

And if you can’t find a dad

a lesbian will work just as well

I didn’t think it could get better but it got better

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thecutestofthecute:

stonnaahh:

lastofthetimeladies:

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

Thats mildly hilarious

#OH MY GOD#THEY SOLD HER A FUCKING WOLF#THATS SO GODDAMN DANGEROUS#WHAT THE HELL HOW DO YOU EVEN FUCK UP THAT BADLY

Shhhhhh it’s still a dog. Nobody has to know

This is the greatest thing Ive ever read omfg

(Source: portraits-of-america)

cacophonias:

do not skip this pls oh my god

haveahiddles:

musewhipped:

0hfaithful:

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE THING OH MY GOD

Pretty sure that cat is using its magical powers to turn the plants around itself orange for camouflage. Yup, that’s it.

They say Aslan is on the move.

fantasticcatadventures:

yes, I’m helping

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prozdvoices:

thebeemonator said:

Robot attempting to blend in to human society, which is made hard because the robot fires his deadly laser cannon whenever it is stressed.

I feel you, robot.

daddysspace:

theadventuresofmichaelpawlak:

If you just had a clear box, you’d know that Schrodinger’s cat is alive and very confused.

I just..I can’t even handle this right now. This is too perfect.

(Source: corporation-cats)

dopeybeauty:

aurora is the queen bitch

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hasenfeffer:

alliscraziness:

kittenmod:

pettyartist:

unimpressedcats:

Kitty massage

Fun fact!  This action is called “snurgling”.

It’s a kitten’s way of stimulating mommy to make milk… some cats never stop doing it and will even snurgle things like fleecy blankets or stuffed animals or your leg/tummy

Snurgle is the dorkiest and cutest word in the world Oh my gosh

snurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurgle

When marmalade snurggles, he has to suck on a blanket or article of clothing

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saltychurisdiction:

GRANDMA IS SO HARDCORE IM SCREAMING

GET ON  HER LEVEL

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sosuperawesome:

Seed bead embroidered art and pendants by Epigman on Etsy

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